29th February

Photo Credit: Elena Mozhvilo

Oh look, it’s 29th February, that 1 in a 1461, ultra-exclusive day where the stupid Earth is allowed to catch up with our beautifully precise, calendrical interpretation of days and years, a rare day calling for a special article to celebrate because I won’t ever get the chance to post on 29th February again as I'll have sold this blog to Y?, formally known as X, before the next one shows up and I’ll be employed by Elon Musk as his personal creative advisor for which he'll pay me millions every day (except on 29th Februaries when I'll daydream for free) to ignore all my awesome literary ideas and continue to post his own dumbass stuff, but I can’t think of anything to write about to mark the occasion. Shame.